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Then I shrug and go back to watching Star Trek.
We need to be friends.
Like, I’d actually have to go through listening to them. I just can’t make myself do it. I’ll stick to DS9.
DS9 is your favourite? Get a time machine and go back in time so we would have been friends for the last 20 years.
DS9 is the only thing that matters. It’s how I make it through everything. The Sisko is my captain and I don’t care what anyone says.
Unfortunately I haven’t watched it in years, but DS9 is the best Trek. Anyone who says otherwise is in league with Satan.
Satan? They’re in league with the Romulans. I really don’t like the Romulans.
Romulans are dicks, but 21st/22nd century Vulcans are lying, sneaky, double-dealing, holier-than-thou, racist fucks. Good in a fight though.
Romulans are so creepy they buddied up to the Cardassians and the Dominion. Nice move, dickfaces.
I haven’t watched ENT yet. I think it’ll be awesome. I’ve tried to get into VOY but I just can’t. I’ve seen episodes of it through the year and I started the first season but I’m eh on it. But first seasons of Trek are always “eh”. I think I’ll finally watch these two series this summer.
But I will NEVER like the new installment. NEVER!!!
I enjoyed the Chris Pine/Zachary Quinto/Damon Lindelof movie. Except for a few things (Red Matter? Nimoy being dug up to reprize a role he’d hung up decades ago, generally humping accepted canon yet canonizing the much disputed ENT…), I thought it was a brilliant Trek story. I’m going to watch the next installment with zero shame and all fucks left at home under a stuffed Tribble.
Then I shrug and go back to watching Star Trek.
We need to be friends.
Like, I’d actually have to go through listening to them. I just can’t make myself do it. I’ll stick to DS9.
DS9 is your favourite? Get a time machine and go back in time so we would have been friends for the last 20 years.
DS9 is the only thing that matters. It’s how I make it through everything. The Sisko is my captain and I don’t care what anyone says.
Unfortunately I haven’t watched it in years, but DS9 is the best Trek. Anyone who says otherwise is in league with Satan.
Satan? They’re in league with the Romulans. I really don’t like the Romulans.
Romulans are dicks, but 21st/22nd century Vulcans are lying, sneaky, double-dealing, holier-than-thou, racist fucks. Good in a fight though.
Romulans are so creepy they buddied up to the Cardassians and the Dominion. Nice move, dickfaces.